Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’

    ”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’
    Are you tired of playing on soulless Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some soul into your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and mystical creatures that will make your jaw drop.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Soul Block. Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest and claim the Soul Block for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that your gaming experience is smooth and enjoyable. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your soul run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have impeccable taste in cinema. That’s right, we want to know what kinos you watch before we let you join our exclusive community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug a hole so deep that he ended up in the Nether. Rumor has it he’s still down there, mining away for all eternity. Will you be the one to find him and join him in his quest for infinite diamonds?

    So if you’re ready to test your movie knowledge and embark on wild adventures with the Diamond Digger, then come join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure you bring your popcorn and pickaxe, because things are about to get crazy!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchantments Applied: 209
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPerfection

    PixelPerfection
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the most attractive feature someone could have is their ability to build epic structures with just a snap of their fingers! Join us and show off your building skills to impress everyone with your insane creativity. Who needs good looks when you can have a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, players are known for their impeccable fashion sense. Forget about looking good in real life, here you can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits and strut your stuff in pixelated style. Who needs Gucci when you can rock a pixelated chicken suit?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place on this server. Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the virtual world are treasures beyond your wildest dreams. From enchanted weapons to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. Join us and become the ultimate treasure hunter, because who needs a boring old job when you can be a virtual Indiana Jones?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the most attractive feature is your ability to craft, build, and explore like never before. Who needs real life when you can escape to a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Crops Grown: 8154
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperZapCraft

    CreeperZapCraft
    join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Villages Defended: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bug Out Breakout

    Bug Out Breakout
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork ?

    What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork
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    1. SkyRealms – SkyRealms offers a skyblock experience similar to NeoNetwork, with custom features and a dedicated community.
    2. CraftYourTown – CraftYourTown is a survival-focused server with an active player base and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh.
    3. PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy a unique twist on Minecraft, PixelmonCraft combines the world of Pokemon with Minecraft gameplay for a truly immersive experience.
    4. MineSaga – MineSaga offers a variety of game modes, including skyblock, survival, and more, making it a versatile choice for players looking for diverse gameplay options.
    5. PvPLand – PvP enthusiasts will enjoy PvPLand, a server dedicated to intense player vs player battles and competitive gameplay. With custom features and events, PvPLand is a great option for those looking for a challenge.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3386 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brainless

    Brainless

    𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.

    𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ | ᴜᴘɢʀᴀᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴᴇʀꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ꜱᴋᴜʟʟꜱ | ᴇᴅɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ | ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!

    𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.

    𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magic Items Found: 3283
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

    Manga Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisGradNoTalkieMC

    SisGradNoTalkieMC
    Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HamburgCaliphateGather

    HamburgCaliphateGather
    Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

    So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Animals Bred: 192 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Gods Slained: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 68 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 4033
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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