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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 207 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.
But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).
So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?