Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 8179 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    Character Building!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3919 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 151
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Emeralds Found: 8283

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Farms Harvested: 618 Runes Activated: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9300 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 145 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 943 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Magic Items Found: 2040 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Potions Brewed: 184 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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