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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3918 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 166 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll hear the craziest stories from our resident homeless villager, who claims to have once ridden a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that the last player who tried to take it on ended up befriending it and starting a dragon daycare service.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!