Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4855 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
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