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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7784 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 996 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
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plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
