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plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 13
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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