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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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