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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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