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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Towns Built: 7
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Demon Skulls Collected: 46

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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