Home Phone Hideout | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	1833	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Star Shards Collected:	248	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	147192	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
New Chunks Explored:	746081	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3113	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Alien Abductions:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4542	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	9813
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	285
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Animals Bred:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	348
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	701

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crops Grown:	2443	Divine Spears Created:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1071
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8134

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	114
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.