Home Phone Hideout | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1164	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Votes:	3472	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	8386

New Minecraft Servers

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	54
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	627624	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	1281
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	629292	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	6820	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5115	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Items Found:	2168
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Emeralds Found:	3648	Enchantments Applied:	85

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	4193
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Votes:	8994

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	9277
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀