Home Phone Hideout | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5934	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

New Minecraft Servers

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4982
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	6710
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	7817	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	1329

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5677	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dimension Hops:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Blocky Endo Quest – Level Up!

blocky, endo, LEVEL, Quest

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the world’s first blood test for endometriosis but in minecraft form! like, u gotta mine for rare ores and stuff to unlock the secret to curing endometriosis in the game! it’s like a quest but with virtual pickaxes and creepers! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to slay all the endometriosis monsters in the game! so come on, join us and let’s cure endometriosis one block at a time!

Eien Craftrealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, BlaiseBug, COSPLAY, Craftrealm, Cunnieho, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Project, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, marvel rivals, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, phish, PrawnStarItsi, retro games, Skye Senfort, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! We got a bunch of crazy girls who are into horror games, speedrunning, drawing, and, like, mecha stuff. It’s like a party in the digital world, man. Plus, there’s this cute birbshit crazy girl who’s all about healing and naan. And don’t even get me started on the ironic weeb who’s into Nier and cosplay. It’s like a virtual circus of madness and fun! Join now before reality collapses, bro!

MommaMinecraftGone

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, clothes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, family dynamics, Guilt, gym clothes, India, kicking out, lulu lemon, MommaMinecraftGone, moving out, personal space, relationship issues, rummaging, US

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	103	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of chai! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a Bollywood movie.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through family drama and cultural clashes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to experience the thrill of dealing with a mother-in-law who has a vendetta against your gym clothes.

Embark on a quest to reclaim your wardrobe from the clutches of a fashion police mother-in-law who thinks lulu lemon is too scandalous for her family. Will you stand your ground and fight for your right to wear athleisure, or will you succumb to the pressure and dress like a proper Indian daughter-in-law?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of getting kicked out of your own home and facing the ultimatum of breaking up with your boyfriend. Will you choose love or your favorite pair of leggings? The choice is yours on our server!

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, cultural clashes, and fashion showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the most entertaining server in the block!

WeirdlyAttractedToYou – Minecraft SMP

Abnormal interests, bizarre attractions, Curious fetishes, Eccentric preferences, Freakish attractions, kinky preferences, Minecraft, odd fetishes, Offbeat turn-ons, outlandish attractions, peculiar turn-ons, quirky interests, Rare desires, smp, Strange inclinations., Strange preferences, uncommon turn-ons, unconventional attractions, unique desires, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction, weird kinks, WeirdlyAttractedToYou

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	7389
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!

DareCraft: Truth or Dare Edition

adult game, adventurous dare, bold dare, crazy dare, crazy game, dare challenge, DareCraft, daring game, Edition, embarrassing dare, extreme dare, friends game, funny dare, Game, outrageous dare, party game, risky dare, social game, teenage game, Truth, Truth or Dare, wild dare

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dares are so wild they make Truth or Dare look like a game of patty-cake! Join us if you’re ready to take on challenges like building a house made entirely of lava, or hunting down the rarest mob with nothing but a wooden sword.

We once had a player who dared to jump off the tallest cliff in the game while riding a pig dressed as a superhero. And let’s not forget the time someone dared to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us for the most outrageous game of Minecraft you’ll ever play. Just remember, the crazier the dare, the greater the reward!

OkiRapeStopCraft

Accountability, changes, cooperation, crime, Diplomatic, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, Justice, military bases, military presence, negotiations, okinawa, OkiRapeStopCraft, Prevention, Rapes, Safety, SECURITY, sexual assault, sexual violence, U.S. Military

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we stop rapes in okinawa with our magical pixel powers! we have unicorns and flying pigs to protect you from any bad guys trying to ruin the fun. plus, our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even the toughest of griefers. so come on over and join the fight against injustice in the virtual world!

Carbon Block City

atmosphere, billions of tons, BLOCK, building materials, carbon, carbon capture, carbon dioxide storage, carbon sequestration, city, climate change, Concrete, construction industry, construction materials, environmental impact, environmental research, green technology, greenhouse gas emissions, innovation, Potential, study, sustainable building, sustainable materials

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, construction materials that can, like, save the world from carbon dioxide. like, we’re basically superheroes but in minecraft. join us and be a carbon dioxide-fighting warrior, dude. plus, we have, like, the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we got a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely of diamonds. it’s, like, totally lit, man. so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. let’s save the world and have a blast doing it, bro.