Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the US capitol city was actually built on the border of VIRGINia and MARYland because it was originally deeded to a man named Francis Pope back in 1663. That’s right, folks! The founding fathers were actually just big Minecraft fans trying to create the ultimate SMP experience!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the location was first known as Rome, Maryland. That’s right, Rome! Who knew that the Romans were actually Minecraft players in disguise? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this insane conspiracy theory!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
