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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5339 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1187 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!