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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7099 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!