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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6755 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4126 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 52 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4333 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Animals Bred: | 11 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!