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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 715 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Votes: | 4704 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!