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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2355 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!