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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4091 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Votes: | 2157 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7275 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!