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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6836 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 8773 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!