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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3619 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Potions Brewed: | 156 |
Mines Excavated: | 3497 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!