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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3528 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!