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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7543 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3989 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!