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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 939 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Potions Brewed: | 99 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!