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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8501 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Animals Bred: | 162 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!