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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6464 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!