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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2753 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
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