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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6329 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 352 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
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