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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1379 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2903 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
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