so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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