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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	266	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.