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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	157	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Farms Harvested:	828

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9139	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3929
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7813

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	4696	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	608	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.