”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	4813	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magic Items Found:	5294	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	100	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3042	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Items Found:	4121	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	3173	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Animals Bred:	111	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.