”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Dragon Eggs Found:	687
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	6962	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	988

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	7634

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Villages Defended:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!