”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7048	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Towns Built:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	9875

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Villages Defended:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.