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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2688 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.