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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8035 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.