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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 167 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!
And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?
But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?
Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!
