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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7081 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 661233 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Farms Harvested: | 493 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!
And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?
But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?
Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!
