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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3991 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.
we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.
plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.
