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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4779 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 172 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 113 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.
we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.
plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.
