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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4850 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 134 |
Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?
Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!
So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
