Are you tired of being shut down for trying to unite under a common race? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all Europeans can come together under one common faith: Christianity! Join us as we embark on a grand Reconquista of the degenerate parts of the church, establish a Christian-based government, and send kebab back to their shitholes. It’s not racism or “Islamophobia,” it’s just our way of life as Christians. And if you’re against us, well, sorry, but you’re just not tolerant enough for our liking. The Christian faith is the key to saving Europe, so come join us on our epic quest to reclaim our rightful place in the world!
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CreepyCraft: LeaseBreakerYT
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing disappearing faster than your diamonds is your roommate’s respect for your personal boundaries! Join us for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this player who found their underwear in their roommate’s room.But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your virtual belongings, unless you leave your chest unlocked around other players – then all bets are off! So come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing who might be lurking in your virtual bedroom, ready to swipe your precious loot.
And hey, if you ever need to make a quick exit like our player here, just remember – there’s no security deposit to worry about in our pixelated world! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some unforgettable adventures on our server. Just watch out for those sneaky roommates…
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Pixel Puzzles: Mine & Craft
u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do da cha cha slide. we got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs come to dance. our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand. we have a giant chicken boss dat shoots fireballs out of its butt. come join da fun and see if u can survive da madness.