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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4229 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
If you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and your pickaxe will turn into a magical wand that can summon bacon rain and make all da zombies breakdance!
We got secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals that lead to a land made entirely of cake! Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da universe! Just watch out for dat stampede of zombies, they’re more dangerous than a herd of angry llamas on roller skates!