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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 518 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 271351 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
If you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and your pickaxe will turn into a magical wand that can summon bacon rain and make all da zombies breakdance!
We got secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals that lead to a land made entirely of cake! Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da universe! Just watch out for dat stampede of zombies, they’re more dangerous than a herd of angry llamas on roller skates!