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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3365 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
If you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and your pickaxe will turn into a magical wand that can summon bacon rain and make all da zombies breakdance!
We got secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals that lead to a land made entirely of cake! Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da universe! Just watch out for dat stampede of zombies, they’re more dangerous than a herd of angry llamas on roller skates!