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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2869 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3496 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1994 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 101 |
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