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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2482 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you hear about this server where a stampede at a religious event in India kills more than 100 people, almost all of them women? Yeah, well, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server!
Join us for the most epic and chaotic Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old peaceful servers when you can have stampedes and mayhem happening all around you? Plus, we have the best pixel art of cows wearing sunglasses that you’ll ever see. Trust me, it’s worth it just for that.
So come on over and join the madness! Just watch out for stampedes, they tend to happen when you least expect it. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? See you there, if you survive the chaos!
