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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8330 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.